It's Amazing

It’s Amazing I once found a rhinoceros in my living room. He tried to hide behind the couch, but there wasn’t any room. I tried to call the zookeeper, but he could not be reached. No, he was at the beach, chasing a giant peach. I once was an archeologist in the Valley of the Kings. I found lots of ancient mummies and other Egyptian things. I climbed all of the pyramids and discovered all the tombs And all the secret rooms filled with gold baboons. Ah, it’s amazing, what you can do. Just close your eyes on a carpet ride, Any old place you want to go. Yeah, it’s crazy, all the sights I’ve seen. Ah, late at night when the stars come out, your bed becomes a Trampoline or a limousine or a submarine or a time machine. I was in the jungle once in northern Pakistan, When out jumped a ferocious lion and everybody ran. Now, you know most folks that I know might be a little scared, But I had come prepared ‘cause I had a pear to share. Ah, it’s amazing, what you can do. Just close your eyes on a carpet ride, Any old place you want to go. Yeah, it’s crazy, all the sights I’ve seen. Ah, late at night when the stars come out, your bed becomes a Trampoline or a limousine or a submarine or a time machine. I was once a pilot flying over the Swiss Alps. My plane developed trouble, and I had to bail out. I tried to find a parachute, but it was not aboard; So I spread my arms and soared to the Matterhorn. Ah, it’s amazing, what you can do. Just close your eyes on a carpet ride, And you’ll wake up in Timbuktu. Yeah, it’s crazy, what you can do. Ah, late at night when the stars come out, your bed becomes a Trampoline or a limousine or a submarine or a time machine Or a tangerine or a lima bean. All the things I’ve seen... Music By: Glenn Bulthuis Performed By: Glenn Bulthuis